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#truth 😂😂😂😂😂

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#truth 😂😂😂😂😂

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via prettytwistedx)

whyiseveryonesurlfancierthanmine:

Note to authors: when a bullet is shot from a gun, it becomes so hot it’s sterile. You don’t get an infection from the bullet itself, but from the wound. That’s why in the short term it’s better not to remove the bullet, because bothering the wound just makes it more prone to infection! That is also why some veterans still have bullets in their body.

(via nekophilip)

hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via officialalltimelow)

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My old aches become new again
My old friends become exes again

Oh, where did the party go?

(Source: ihatefob, via ughzackmerrick)

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My old aches become new again
My old friends become exes again

Oh, where did the party go?

(Source: ihatefob, via ughzackmerrick)

interswagnet:

tag me in posts!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

message me!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

interact with me!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

friendship!!!!! (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: mondegreener, via austincrlile)

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via thehastersss)